I own and operate a bicycle shop in New Bedford, MA that has been in my family since 1919. I also have been playing keyboards since 1964 and performing professionally for over 40 years. I'm currently working in 2 bands,, Soul'd Out ( a 5-7 piece top 40 funk/pop/classic cover band and "Upstage" a 3 piece lounge/restaurant act. I spend my winters at a gorgeous sprawling estate I own in Daytona Beach ( Holly Hill ) with my gorgeous wife Karen and my brand new dog "Sedona". A vanilla Lab who is systematically digging her way to Bejing via my front yard.
Some of you may wonder what and where this unique name originated from. As children our parents ( in my case my mother ) coin "special" names for our private parts. Some of the more common ones used on the male appendage are listed below:
Heat seeking moisture missile One eyed wonder worm Mr. Winkie Bolony pony Throbbing python of Love Harry Johnson Harry Wang The little soldier Willie Dick Cock (roosters are known for getting up in the morning)Summer Sausage The wild bologna pony The head that thinks for me My little pony The "Package" Unit The Tool Power Drill Jack Hammer Schlong (for some it should be called Schort.)Weiner Frankfurter Larry Jack-in-the-box NoodleCaptain Winkie Better than chocolate "IT" The one eyed monster. The magic wand. The joystick The Salamander The Snake (a.k.a. Boa) Peter Peter girl mistreater Red Rocket One Eyed Wonder Lizard Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger One Eyed Willy Monkey-As in spanking your Monkey Wang Willy Wonka Pecker Peter Lolipop Sword Johnny Rocket Willy Meat Thermometer Phack Stick Long Wong Spitting Cobra Flesh PuppetMeat Puppet Donut Puncher Cupids arrow Twig and Berries Purple yogurt shooter Lincoln Log
My mom taught me that the name of my "peepee was my SHNOOSHNINE and I went through the first 13 years of my life calling it that. It wasn't until freshman high school gym class that I learned the word.. "penis", but thats a whole other blog !!! And that's how the name originated... ohh BTW I was also taught the name of the girls thingeeee was:
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